Huwebes, Agosto 22, 2013

Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag-ENGLISH?

ORIGINAL TEXT:


Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag-ENGLISH?


The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and may you try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls. read with feelings . . . 


     October 1996
To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.
And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you're the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are "BeautifulGirl" of Jose Mari Chan?
Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.
You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S.

   You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis Want to kissed Me or you? And the final is Me. There you go.





REVISED TEXT:
Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag-ENGLISH?

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and may you try direct translation in Tagalog. Please read with feelings.


October 1996        


                          To Marjie,
                                    I am neither surprised nor wondered why Dennis left you. Why? 
because of your fat body. Before, I thought that Dennis used me as his toy,later, I realized that he can't bear to be with you anymore. First, Dennis says that he couldn't stand your habit of meddling with what he is doing with his life and phoning him whenever he's at home.
                                   He told me he is ashamed to be with you at school or in front of his family. He is also asking you to exercise and lose some weight. You think you're the prettiest girl he knows. Who do you think you are, Jose Mari Chan's " Beautiful Girl " ?

                                  Even if you 'think' you're beautiful, you don't have the right to call me names, because I never call you names whether Dennis' back is turned or not. But if you do call me by such names, I have no other choice but to do the same. I'll call you names such as pig, fat, obese, overweight, and poorly-shaped girl. Shame on you for being such a fat-ass.

                                 You can't blame Dennis for choosing me over you because I have the sexier body. I repeat, you look just like Lozada when he was a girl.

Love,                            
The sexiest Girl of D.M
P.S.

        You said that I have a bad breathe, but I'm the one who Dennis wanted to kiss. There you go.





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        At first, I thought that this letter was supposed to be somewhat a joke, but as I read the letter, I figured out that she was very serious and I felt that she was so proud speaking in her letter. As I read her letter, sometimes I just want to laugh but I realized that I'm not perfect in grammar so I just try to understand her. After typing her letter, I realized that if my grammar would be this bad, I will be embarrassed to the ones who will read my letter. So, I somewhat told myself that before I say or write something, I must double check my grammar and even the use of my words and especially my spelling.

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